{"id":836,"date":"2005-10-14T13:04:15","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T11:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/?p=836"},"modified":"2005-10-14T13:24:35","modified_gmt":"2005-10-14T11:24:35","slug":"what-the-hell-is-a-shroedingers-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/14\/what-the-hell-is-a-shroedingers-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"What the hell is a Shroedinger&#8217;s cat???"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The perfect name for a temporary boolean variable&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Actually, it refers to possibly the most misunderstood theory in the history<br \/>\nof quantum physics.<br \/>\nIt all started as a thought experiment by Shroedinger (the physicist), who<br \/>\nsuggested the following:<br \/>\nSay you have a cat in a box.<br \/>\nThe box is hooked up to poison gas source.<br \/>\nThat in turn is controlled by a switch, which is activated if the quantum<br \/>\nstate of an atom is 1 and not 0.<\/p>\n<p>Now, because of Heisenberg, if you try to SEE what the quantum state is,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll change it ! Because quantum states decay, it will change over time,<br \/>\nbut you cannot predict WHEN it will happen &#8211; and kill the cat.<\/p>\n<p>So until you look in the box &#8211; is the cat dead or alive ?<\/p>\n<p>Shroedinger&#8217;s intention was to prove that a Grand Unified Theory of physics<br \/>\nwould not explain or predict the entire universe &#8211; a cat can only be either<br \/>\ndead or alive, but even though you&#8217;ve simplified it to a system where a<br \/>\nsingle particle quantum state determines this &#8211; you nevertheless cannot<br \/>\npredict the final outcome.<\/p>\n<p>Then a bunch of physicists who didn&#8217;t like this, met up in Bern and held a big<br \/>\nconference about Shroedinger&#8217;s cat. Is it alive ? Is it dead ?<br \/>\nEventually they decided: well bugger this, we must be able to predict. So they<br \/>\ninvented a new state. Saying that until you look the cat is BOTH alive and<br \/>\ndead and everything in between. This is known as the Bern convention.<\/p>\n<p>This has had a huge impact on quantum physics, not the least of which was to<br \/>\nlead to a whole lot of otherwizse sane scientists inventing the multiverse<br \/>\ntheory &#8211; which would be almost fine if it didn&#8217;t basically imply that with<br \/>\nevery decision you make you create a new universe &#8211; all of us !<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a sort of an ultimate science-making-man-god thing, where there must now<br \/>\nexist a universe in which I did not click send !<\/p>\n<p>Shroedinger himself callled the Bern Convention &#8220;nothing less than a cop-out&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All of which brings us to the single best outcome of the whole thing.<br \/>\nIt gave us the only use for the html blink tag which shouldn&#8217;t be punishable<br \/>\nby death &#8211; observe:<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/wp-content\/shroedinger.png?w=850\" alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>(Note most modern browsers no longer have a working blink tag, but in older days that would have worked if it was in html).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is meant to be funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":124,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aj-venter","category-uncategorical"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9blZT-du","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":546,"url":"https:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/12\/time-travel\/","url_meta":{"origin":836,"position":0},"title":"Time Travel","author":"nathaniel","date":"12 February 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Am doing some research for a lecture I have to give on Tuesday about Experimental Film theory and aesthetics in 12 Monkeys, and I found this interesting article: Time Travel . 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