{"id":659,"date":"2005-07-04T20:50:43","date_gmt":"2005-07-04T18:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/?p=659"},"modified":"2005-07-04T20:50:43","modified_gmt":"2005-07-04T18:50:43","slug":"holy-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/04\/holy-man\/","title":{"rendered":"holy man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/wp-content\/streetweb.jpg?w=850\" alt='' \/><br \/>\nDear God<\/p>\n<p>Are you a Holy Man?<br \/>\nThe Holy Man asked me<br \/>\nIf you say that&#8217;s what I am<br \/>\nThen Holy I must be<\/p>\n<p>Are you bent on doing good?<br \/>\nNo I&#8217;m bent on getting straight<br \/>\nAnd what is it you&#8217;re addicted to?<br \/>\nMe? I&#8217;m hooked on fate.<\/p>\n<p>The Holy Man took off his Mask<br \/>\nUnderneath it was the Void<br \/>\nFrom whence echoed his ghostly voice<br \/>\nAs he recounted my soul&#8217;s Task<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve been the Prodigal Father<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve been the Last Round at the bar<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve fucked it up so many times<br \/>\nNow listen to me carefully son,<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t fuck it all up again<\/p>\n<p>You thought that you were different<br \/>\nFor so very long<br \/>\nBut after all those lonely years<br \/>\nIt appears you&#8217;re much the same<br \/>\nAs every one<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re all a little bit Holy<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re all a tad Evil too<br \/>\nWe all get a bit salacious<br \/>\nWhen we&#8217;ve downed a shooter or two<\/p>\n<p>The books you&#8217;ve read, forget them<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re merely other people&#8217;s thoughts<br \/>\nMuch better to have your own<\/p>\n<p>And every woman that you pretended to love<br \/>\nWas your mother waiting to be forgiven<br \/>\nSo why not bury her at last<br \/>\nAfter all,<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s already dead<\/p>\n<p>Forget all of that bullshit<br \/>\nThe self pity you&#8217;ve grown accustomed to.<br \/>\nTime isn&#8217;t money<br \/>\nMoney is money<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s better to have a lot of it<br \/>\nThan none.<\/p>\n<p>At this the Holy Man took off<br \/>\nHe left me at my midnight table pondering<br \/>\nHis words that echoed in the abysmal dark<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure how much of what he said was true<br \/>\nHow much of it was false<br \/>\nI downed my glass of trouble<br \/>\nDowned my glass of sorrow too<\/p>\n<p>Drove home in my chariot called Redemption<br \/>\nSat down and wrote this little poem to You.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear God Are you a Holy Man? The Holy Man asked me If you say that&#8217;s what I am Then Holy I must be Are you bent on doing good? No I&#8217;m bent on getting straight And what is it you&#8217;re addicted to? Me? I&#8217;m hooked on fate. The Holy Man took off his Mask [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16,11,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaganof","category-poetry","category-south-african-art"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9blZT-aD","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1734,"url":"https:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/20\/holy-crap-that-is-a-lot-of-snow\/","url_meta":{"origin":659,"position":0},"title":"holy crap that is a lot of snow","author":"nathaniel","date":"20 December 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Seriously. 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