{"id":39,"date":"2003-03-08T12:05:56","date_gmt":"2003-03-08T18:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/?p=39"},"modified":"2005-02-04T11:47:07","modified_gmt":"2005-02-04T09:47:07","slug":"evisceration-defenestrated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/08\/evisceration-defenestrated\/","title":{"rendered":"evisceration defenestrated"},"content":{"rendered":"

WOOHOO! OK, so it’s Friday night, nearly midnight (actually, it will be after
\nmidnight by the time I post this) and I am sitting in front of my computer, not
\nworking. I was supposed to see a movie with my wife, but she fell asleep while
\nI was teaching my class online. However (drum roll please), I just googlewhacked!<\/a>
\nA googlewhack<\/a> is when
\nyou use two words of 20 letters or less to get only one result (no more, no less
\n– and no quotation marks or names allowed) from the google<\/a>
\nsearch engine. They must be words that appear on dictionary.com,<\/a>
\nand<\/i> are linked from google<\/a>
\nto<\/i> that site. The one page that results must also not be a "word list"
\npage. My success was evisceration
\ndefenestrated,<\/a><\/i> and I am now listed here<\/a>
\n(already moving down the list). I totally win. Granted, it’s through disembowelment
\nand throwing things from windows, but still, the oil is mine.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WOOHOO! OK, so it’s Friday night, nearly midnight (actually, it will be after midnight by the time I post this) and I am sitting in front of my computer, not working. I was supposed to see a movie with my wife, but she fell asleep while I was teaching my class online. However (drum roll […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","category-uncategorical"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9blZT-D","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":659,"url":"https:\/\/nathanielstern.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/04\/holy-man\/","url_meta":{"origin":39,"position":0},"title":"holy man","author":"kaganof","date":"04 July 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear God Are you a Holy Man? 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