I’m from Kansas. I live in Philadelphia. I’ve lived in 20 states, 8 cities, moved well over a dozen times and had over 30 roommates. I’m a lobbyist for a grassroots organization of low-income people. I’ve always worked in politics, but I want to buy a sweatshirt that says WANNABE, since there are other things I’d really rather be doing but no one is paying me to do those things yet. Ah well. I also fight crime by night using my bulletproof skin and heat vision.